I asked you all to tell me what will symbolise Lockdown for you. A musician friend sent this wonderful picture of his electronic drum kit. He’s had to move it closer to his computer in order to record drum tracks so the rest of the band can play their parts. To me – a non-musician – it looks like the inside of the head of someone grappling with a very difficult decision! Boris on lifting lockdown perhaps?

The picture made me think about the sound of Lockdown. Perhaps the sound of Lockdown is actually the lack of the sounds we normally hear. There are so few ‘planes the sky is quiet, except for the occasional helicopter. One building-site of the five or six around us has kept going throughout, but, in the spaces between their drilling, we can hear birdsong and we listen for it now in the way that parched desert travellers search for water.
We have a trendy club only metres from our terrace. It boasts two outside drinking areas from which we normally endure the constant sounds of guffawing, chortling, screeching and lots of people having lots of fun after lots of booze. Funny, that something so convivial when you’re part of it, can have us behaving like Victor Meldrew when we’re trying to sip a quiet glass of Malbec on our terrace. Long Live Club Lockdown.
On Thursday nights, when we stand on our rooftop to clap the carers, we hear an echo of ghostly applause bouncing off nearby buildings but never see another soul.
The distant traffic hum is still a constant in the day . (Though where the traffic actually is these days, I can’t imagine) but, now, we hear, laid on top of it, the occasional roar of a single bike or car at night, speeding recklessly round the empty city streets.
The sound that is our accompaniment to waking, meals, tea breaks, and dinner is LBC radio. Masochistically, we can’t get enough of Covid-19 discussion and my beloved Radio Four doesn’t provide the incessant stream we both seem to crave. LBC delivers news every 15 minutes, Andrew Castle, Nick Ferrari, Shelagh Fogarty, , Ian Dale, Nigel Farrage – we’re anything but picky. Left, Right – we shout at the radio either way. Oddly, it seems to be harder to shout at the TV- perhaps there’s a feeling they can see us. So we’re quieter during BBC News At 10 followed by Newsnight. You’d think such overload would be depressing- and of course the daily death toll is just that- but the endless discussion and argument seems to produce in us an odd sort of unholy elation.
It was the same with Brexit. We listened for hour after hour and I distinctly remember wondering aloud what we would do when Brexit was “Done”.
Well, now we know.






